There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
How Christina Aguilera sings lullabies to her children
*unplugs 100% charged iphone*
*slides to unlock*
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Life is over as we know it
Mariana Trench - Deepest part of the world’s ocean
Some of the life found in Mariana Trench
From the Angler-Fish family. It fuses with the female during mating and uses her blood-stream.
Often linked to the mythical sea-serpent, this 300 trident-shaped teeth monster, can grow upto six feet. It also takes like 3 1/2 years to give birth(gestation).
Largest teeth of any fish in the ocean but don’t worry, it’s like six inches long.
4)Barbeled Dragon Fish
It’s also about six inches long. It can produce its own light and the walls of its stomach are pitch black so no light can be seen through it.Never fux with the ocean
i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point
Honestly all I got from this is, this girl can’t wink